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9 out of 11 Trycount Earth Goblet players are suspected of being Budgies-in-disguise. In a recent time and space where Bird suspicion is at an all-time high, Trycount Players Balli Foot, Spiele Fusbal, Theg Ames, Socc Ernest, Goalei Goaleo, and 3 others were called off by the FBI (Football Investigaton) for an emergency inspection.

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The Budgie suspicion was not the direct reason for this call-off. According to FBI Chief Invez T. Gator, the Trycount players were investigated for using "football moves that were not expected by their perceived species", also known as, simple trickery.

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However, Budgie tensions remain high with both Earth Goblet fans and critics alike demanding a confirmation for the Trycount players to be human. The FBI dismissed the demands, saying "a confirmation would not be necessary and unrelated to the jobs of the Football Investigation".

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Currently, the match between Trycount and Ostriech is postponed until the investigation is concluded, which can take 2 or more days.

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Trycount and Ostriech was at a 1-1 tie before the game was postponed. 

Disclaimer: None of the News contents of this website is true, and is for satirical purposes only.

Earth Goblet Postponed - Emergency Investigation on Trycount Team Players

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