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9 out of 11 Trycount Earth Goblet players are suspected of being Budgies-in-disguise. In a recent time and space where Bird suspicion is at an all-time high, Trycount Players Balli Foot, Spiele Fusbal, Theg Ames, Socc Ernest, Goalei Goaleo, and 3 others were called off by the FBI (Football Investigaton) for an emergency inspection.

The Budgie suspicion was not the direct reason for this call-off. According to FBI Chief Invez T. Gator, the Trycount players were investigated for using "football moves that were not expected by their perceived species", also known as, simple trickery.

However, Budgie tensions remain high with both Earth Goblet fans and critics alike demanding a confirmation for the Trycount players to be human. The FBI dismissed the demands, saying "a confirmation would not be necessary and unrelated to the jobs of the Football Investigation".

Currently, the match between Trycount and Ostriech is postponed until the investigation is concluded, which can take 2 or more days.

Trycount and Ostriech was at a 1-1 tie before the game was postponed. 

Disclaimer: None of the News contents of this website is true, and is for satirical purposes only.

Earth Goblet Postponed - Emergency Investigation on Trycount Team Players

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